Hey guys, since I havn't seen any sufficient podcasts about Naruto, I'd STILL love to do one on skype every week with one or two of you. If you're interested, note me, and we can go over details :]

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First choose 10 characters from cartoon/manga/ games, any you want. Don't put them in any certain order.

1. Sasuke
2. Harry Potter
3. Ino
4. Gatts
5. Naruto
6. Luna Lovegood
7. Bulma
8. Arnold
9. Link
10. Keitaro

Now, based on the list above, answer the following questions.

What would you do if:

1. Number 5 was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
I'd totally laugh my head off, and after a good 2 days help him out.


2. You came home one day and found Number 3 and Number 7 in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
I think I'd have to even the score and get drunk too >_>

3. Number 8 offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
He's a sharp kid but I'd make sure he really knew what he's talking about.

4. Number 2 showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
z0mfg I'd make him teach me magic wtf!

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 wearing nothing but a small, purple Speedo?
I'd seriously run away silently.

6. Number 3 insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
Would be amusing I must say, I wouldn't mind the company and the talkativity wouldn't kill me like it would other people.

7. Number 9 killed Number 4 right in front of you?
I'd be really shocked, because Gatts is a fuckin MONSTER! It would be a good fight though. Wow what am I saying I'd make sure Link isn't crazy for killing someone just like that for no (given) reason. And THEN run away for my life.

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
Totally, just to see what the hell would happen lmao that would be great. Also from how her room looked it would be cool to see what she'd do to my house. lol

2. Number 1 to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
He's quite a beast at everything else, so I think he'd have sufficient dental skillz.

3. Number 10 and Number 8 to be left alone in your house or apartment?
Yeah, all though I'd tell Arnold to make sure Keitaro doesn't attract an angry mob of women from no where.

4. Number 8 to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
Nahhh only unless he didn't have any at all, but nothing that I REALLY like because I wouldn't risk it. I value my clothes, shut up

5. Number 2 to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
"Reparo!"

lolololo

6. Number 4 to set you up on a date with Number 9?
No.

7. Number 1 and Number 3 to operate heavy machinery together?
no, they'd both get crushed by a huge gizmo or another lmao

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 asks Number 2 out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE GAY!!?!?

2. Number 7 asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
Of course, she's cool (at least in DB >)

3. Number 8 and Number 9 are fighting over you. What happens now?
I'd come in there and fight them both at the same time to save the process of elimating and KICK SOME ASS!!!

4. Number 1 tries to kiss you. What do you do?
Punch him in the face.

5. Number 3 confesses his/her secret love for Number 5. What do you think of this?
Damnnn that would be quite a turn around for her, but that's cool, whatever makes 'em happy.

6. Number 6 is cheating on Number 7 with Number 3, and you find out about it. What do you do
wow wtf I'd be like "Can I be the guy in this womanly love sqaure?!"

7. Number 4 proposes to you. Your reaction?
Sit him down, check his temperature and give him an ice pack rofl

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
lmfao he probably got pranked by Naruto somehow

2. What if Number 2 tied Number 4 to a flagpole and threw shoes at him/her until he/she cried?
Gatts never cries so I'd probably go on living my life lmfao

3. ...and then Number 8 and Number 5 danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
I'd lose all confidence in the sanity of blonds, and probably stab my eyes.

4. Number 10 has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
The Hina house burns down when he snaps a few months later

5. Would YOU tell Number 9 to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
No lmao Not in the context of what you're talking about, you dirty minded memetag thing.

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
I'd start throwing things at him while laughing histerically

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

1.Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I'd be like "OMFOMG! Don't assassinate me!"

2. Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
A good slap on the cheek with my glove.

3. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
"Hey hey... what's goin on? o.o?"

4. Number 4 cooked you dinner?
Check it for poison

5. Number 5 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Wake him up to dig a hole and fortress against the incoming tide! (that's the most fun thing to do at the beach btw)

6. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Make sure he's alright? o.o

7. Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Nothing, he has the MASTER SWORD!

8. Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Would find it really weird and make sure I didn't do anything wrong.

-WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?-

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 do?
Kill the fuck outa them.

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
Use some healering spell or another to fix me right up.

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Ohohoho I dunno like a flower or something

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 do?
Bust us outa there with his huge iron sword.

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 do?
Giggle and wait for the punchline to laugh.

6. You're about to marry Number 10, what's Number 6's reaction?
She'd be chill about it like she is with everything else lol

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 cheer you up?
Take me out to eat I suppose ?

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 calm you down?
Using his calmness aura to affect me and make me calm.

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 support you?
Knock out all the competition with special long distance boomerang sniping.

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 do?
Start laughing eventually lol

-RELATIONSHIP PART-

1. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of.
No.

2. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for Number 9.
Slap him and remind him he's strait. (with a glove!

3. You're dating Number 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
For the most part, they'd only be suspicious if she didn't wear normal clothes

4. Number 4 loves Number 9 as well. What does that mean?
It means the world is fucking ending

5. Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
SHE is totally unlikely to "play" but I'd play along hahaha

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
'Do I have something on my face?'

7. Number 8 thinks he/she will never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Tell him that once he hits puberty it will all make sense lol

8. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
Find him in real life and glove slap!

-FRIENDSHIP PART-

1. Could Number 1 and Number 6 be soul mates?
Just about polar opposites, but I think Sasuke would like her tbh she's really chill unlike other girls.

2. Would Number 2 trust Number 5?
Eventually, he's Harry POTTER MAN!

3. Number 3 wants to go shopping, will Number 7 come along?
Yes, most girls love shopping (prejudice)

4. Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that?
Keitaro screams and ducks for cover probably.

5. Number 5 and Number 1 are forced to go back to school together.
Lmao Naruto and Sasuke, they'd probably just ignore each other or kill each other, one or the other lolo

6. If Number 6 and Number 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Salad and beet juice lmfao

7. Number 7 and Number 8 apply for a job. What job?
Bulma for a mechanic Arnold for lawn mowing

8. Number 9 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that OK?
Fine unless Link got impatient and used his sword instead.

9. Number 8 sketches what Number 1's perfect girlfriend/boyfriend should look like.
hahahahahah who knows

10. Number 10 and Number 3 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation?
"Haha sorry for walking in on you while you were changing"
"Don't talk about it anymore! And don't do it again, or you die next time!"
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